Things have been pretty serious around here lately. We've been talking a lot about isolationist tariffs that make zero economic sense and that have been blatantly miscalculated, and so let's switch gears and talk about something a little more fun: toilets.
If any of you remember my post from earlier this year called "Takeaways from Japan," you might remember this:
Our toilets are in the stone ages. You’re not going to get yourself clean with just paper. You need a comfortable warm seat and highly adjustable jets of water. I never fully appreciated this need before the trip, but now I’m a true believer. It’s time for a new toilet.
Well, I meant it when I said it:



