Things have been pretty serious around here lately. We've been talking a lot about isolationist tariffs that make zero economic sense and that have been blatantly miscalculated, and so let's switch gears and talk about something a little more fun: toilets.

If any of you remember my post from earlier this year called "Takeaways from Japan," you might remember this:

Our toilets are in the stone ages. You’re not going to get yourself clean with just paper. You need a comfortable warm seat and highly adjustable jets of water. I never fully appreciated this need before the trip, but now I’m a true believer. It’s time for a new toilet.

Well, I meant it when I said it:

This week, I finally got around to installing a new TOTO WASHLET seat on my existing toilet. My bathroom may now look a little more geriatric, but it's a fantastic quality of life upgrade that more people, outside of Japan, should adopt. So why don't they?

The TOTO WASHLET seat was first created in 1980. And since then (and up until 2022), the company has reported selling more than 60 million units, with the majority of them being sold in Japan. As of 2021, it was believed that over 80% of Japanese households were equipped with some sort of heated bidet toilet.

Market penetration is much lower in the West. In the US, ChatGPT think it's less than 5%. And based on anecdotal evidence, this does not seem far off. I almost never see them in public places (though The Butcher Chef here in Toronto has one) and I rarely see them in people's homes.

My gut is that it's a combination of a lack of awareness and people thinking it's weird and/or unhygienic. I mean, is that wand clean? But if you travel to Japan, you will have an aha moment. So maybe TOTO needs to figure out a way to export this moment to the rest of the world through, oh I don't know, some sort of public toilet program.

Note: This post is not sponsored by TOTO. But I really wish it were, because then maybe I would have gotten my seat for free.

I dislike the term residential unit.

It makes a home sound like some sort of widget. When have you ever heard someone say, "unit sweet unit"? Never. And yet this is generally what we use to refer to housing that comes in an apartment form and is not grade-related.

If you build low-rise houses, you're a home builder. But anything beyond that, and the home moniker apparently needs to fall away.

There is, of course, a very good reason for this and it is that we have a longstanding history of not liking apartments. And so this is in all likelihood some sort of carryover of that bias. Surely there's no way to create a morally-correct home in an apartment. So let's use a more utilitarian sounding name, like unit.

I'm sure that I have used the word "unit" countless times on this blog throughout the years. But I am working to remove it from my vocabulary. And now you can all hold me accountable to that.

This is a really nice kitchen extension. In response to an "oppressively" low ceiling height, the architects -- DGN Studio -- lowered the existing ground floor by about 500mm. At the same time, they created a kind of "concrete tray" that fills the width of the Victorian home's property and extends outward to create a sunken patio space off said kitchen. From the outside, this drop makes the house feel as if it's sitting on a concrete plinth -- hence the name. (A good photo of this can be found here.) It's a simple move, but a good one. Sometimes you just have to play with the section. If you can't see the above video, click here.